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Funny Practical Jokes, Tricks, Gags, and Novelties.
Need some good Poo?(Who doesn't? Deluxe or Econo?) How about some Mega Puke? (Now thatsa spicy meat balla!) Stink Perfume, Fake Cigarette Burns, Squirting Nickels, Pet Puke, Voice Changers, Funny Sounds. Golf Gags Galore!
The list is endless! (We like it like that... you can never have too much fun!!)
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What it is: This may be one of the finest practical jokes made. Look at that picture and tell me it doesn't look like a real cigarette burning! With this little gem, you can finally get back at your friend (relative?) who can never seem to remember what an ashtray is for. Someone who is forever nodding off in the chair with a lit cig? Or for maximum effect, try leaving this guy on Aunt Minnie's antique leather bound table. I can hear the howls from here! And maybe after the laughter dies down, who knows? Someone you love will think again about not smoking so much? (Well, we can always hope!) Are you ready to have some fun?! |
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Deluxe Fake Dog Poo
What it is: Well, um it's ah the finest handcrafted Deluxe Fake Dog Poo, Poop, Crap, ... well you get the picture. (In fact we have thoughtfully provided several...you have no idea what I had to do to get Rudy to help!) Seriously (if you can be serious about Fake Dog Poo), this stuff looks so real you'd swear it stinks! Hmmm, come to think of it if you combined it with our Morning Breeze Stink Perfume... oooh you'd have something! I'm not going to tell you how to use it. I figure you can figure that out OK on your own. But if you really want a spectacular finish, go save the day and pick it up with a paper towel and put it in your pocket! What you get: One Deluxe Fake Dog Poo. Because this really is handcrafted (with love) they come in different shapes and sizes but they are approximately 2 - 3" in diameter and approximately 1/2" tall.
Are you ready to have some fun?! |
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Econo Fake Dog Poo
What it is: This is some good looking Poo! For Less! Have a lot of laughs and save money too! Econo Fake Dog Poo, Poop, Crap, ... well you get the picture. (In fact we have thoughtfully provided several...and Rudy would like it if you would buy it all, because he HATES being a Poo model!) Seriously (if you can be serious about Fake Dog Poo), this stuff looks so real you'd swear it stinks! Hmmm, come to think of it if you combined it with our Morning Breeze Stink Perfume... oooh you'd have something! I'm not going to tell you how to use it. I figure you can figure that out OK on your own. But if you really want a spectacular finish, go save the day and pick it up with a paper towel and put it in your pocket! What you get: One Econo Fake Dog Poo. A little lighter in color than our Deluxe Poo, with that "fresh from the oven look, really moist" and is made of sturdy rubber (amazing how you can get the word "turd" into a description of Poo), they are approximately 2 - 3" in diameter and approximately 1/2" tall.
Are you ready to have some fun?! |
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Voice Changer, Eerie Voices!
The Effect : With the Voice Changer you can talk in 3 Eerie Voices:
This is a lot
of fun and it comes with a microphone with a very long cord so you
can disguise it under your clothing and even clip it inside a mask
if you are wearing one. What
you get: The
Voice Changer with Belt Clip and a microphone with an extra long
cord. Full instructions on the back. Dimensions: Approximately 5" tall, 2 1/2" wide, 1" deep.'
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A Clown Classic.Your victim quakes with fear as you train your deadly weapon...until the trigger is squeezed and out rolls the flag that sez "BANG!" Comes in two sizes: Regular and Stage Size. |
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No self respecting Joke Shop would exist without one. Haven't you waited long enough for yours? Isn't there some really, really deserving relative in your family that needs Poultry? End the agony... buy one today! |
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The Classic WhoopieCushion Did someone say "Phfffftt......"? From time immoreal (or at least it seems like it) this has been the staple of pranksters everywhere. Surely you must have a seat cushion somewhere crying out for one! Great in the home, office, library, concert hall,choir practice... anywhere someone might...um..well, you know. |
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Dad's best white shirt hopelessly stained. But before he can pound you, it's gone! Dare we say...Like Magic?! |
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Tell a friend to look in the "kaledioscope" tube: when he does, he gets a "black eye!"... you get yucks galore. |
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Real drinking glass with tiny hand cut slits on the side which let liquid seep through right down their chins! Also available in a 5oz. plastic juice glass. |
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Try wetting it a little bit before you put it down. It really
looks fresh then.
